Jewish humor and the UN

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An Israeli diplomat was called to make his speech at the UN and he started by declaring:

- Before I start my speech I would like to tell you a little story about Moses.

When he hit the rock and water started flowing, Moses thought: "What a wonderful occasion, I will take a bath!"

So, he took his clothes off and folded them carefully on a rock, then went into the water.

When he got out of the water his clothes were gone, stolen by a Palestinian.

The Palestinian Representative offended and furious interrupted the Israeli's story and yelled:

"What are you talking about? Palestinians were not there at the time!"

The Israeli smiled and said: "Now that we clearly established that, I can start my speech."